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For all my southern friends with your oppressive heat and humidity…this is what I woke up to. I wanna trade.
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Dirty dinner
I just did some serious meat-manhandling at lunch. I dry rubbed and seared a pork roast before throwing it in beer bath in the crock. T’will be shredded for BBQ pork tonight!
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I’m mainlining coffee today. My sleep habits have become absolute crap and this needs to be remedied. I’m exhausted all day, until my head hits the pillow…then BAM wide awake.
And nevermind the Costco sized jar of peanut butter in my cabinet. That’s none of your business,nosy.
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Now this is a thing of beauty.
Mixed greens with grilled chicken, Gorgonzola crumbles, strawberries, walnuts, and a few cranberries. Topped off with a raspberry lime vinaigrette.
Delicioso!
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Seriously?!?
So, I’m in the bathroom, doing what you’d do in the bathroom, when I hear this awful noise. Lucky thing I was in the bathroom, because it nearly scared the shit out of me.
Upon exit from my stall I notice two women with a blender type contraption making a protein shake, as they explained to me.
Now my assumption is you’re consuming protein shakes because you are attentive to your health. Yet, here you are in the BATHROOM with your FOOD because you won’t walk downstairs to the lunch room.
I am a bit dumbfounded.
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Before and after: DMV edition.
Pic on left was from my 2004 driver’s license when I turned 21 - sigh.
Pic on right was taken today for my new license as I turn 29 this year - gasp.
Not that it’s a great picture, but I’m confident I’ll no longer have to pass a question and answer test to get in to bars when I get carded.
Edit to add: I have a neck now!
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I’m not special
Do you ever get tired of people saying I wish I had your will power, your dedication, your commitment, your discipline, blah blah blah? I do.
In fact, sometimes I want to reply, “the good Lord didn’t give me some special gene. I work my ass off because I know I have to. I know it’s the right thing to do. The only thing to do. I don’t particularly enjoy getting up before the sun and doing squats until my legs feel like jello. But I do it because I never want to go back to where I was. This isn’t any easier for me than it is for you. But I grab on and white knuckle through it because there is no alternative. Some days are better than others, but none of them are easy.”
But I don’t. I smile and thank them for what they think is a compliment.
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